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Jam-packed with all kinds of stuff, and no John Egbert was born April 13th, which actually makes him an Aries. Then, you smoosh all the numbers together, and create the number we all know and love! Now put addition signs between each of the numbers. Woah man! So, I did this and came up with Aradia because my birthday is quite late in a month towards the middle of the year. I wondered how many people would get Aradia, and if anyone scores in the range between 1. Between a quarter and a fifth of the year!

And not much Tavros at all. And a few people with no result? So the main problem is that the only numbers possible that are higher than 12 to get using this method are between 13 and January, February and March have the exact same results as October, November and December, give or take a couple of days. John's physical appearance could be described as a kid with black messy hair.

He has an obvious nerdy look about him, a trait inherited from his ectobiological mother. His outfit has a picture of what appears to be Slimer from Ghostbusters , but is in fact a Japanese knock-off.

John's interests are movies especially Con Air , web comics , and video games. He enjoys paranormal lore, practical japery, and magic tricks , the latter of which he also performs. He owns a computer and likes to make programs, no matter how bad they may be.

He also has a long-standing hatred of the Betty Crocker brand and can play the piano quite well. His room has various items to suggest his hobbies, such as a Magic Chest filled with trick objects.

His walls are littered with posters of movies, web comics, and video games. One example of a real-world videogame that John has played is Crash Bandicoot.

Notably, this collection of items, when colored, are typically green, but John associates with the color blue. John tends to be a bit of a goofball, making bad jokes and using off-beat humor and subtle irony. He tends to be passive in nature, complying with commands not because they made logical sense, but because he was told to.

From Dave's description, John is the kind of person who generally does not get emotionally wavered by events that would drive others to the brink, but instead gets riled up and irrationally stubborn over ridiculous minutia, to the amusement or confusion of others. This is proven true on a number of occasions throughout the comic, as he is shown to react calmly and appropriately during some of the more traumatic events of their session, but loses his mind when he briefly loses interest in Con Air.

In a sense, he is one of the most innocent characters in the comic. John is more prone to bad ideas than his friends and is made the butt of a lot of jokes when chatting with them through Pesterchum.

He also celebrates the birthdays of his friends, sending them gifts. John has a tendency to be given commands about making noises and shitting on things. Fortunately, he hasn't complied with any of these, though he often seems to consider them against his better judgement. John is by far one of the most inventive of the main characters; from the beginning, he shows more innovative prowess in combining items than any of the others, even before the introduction of the alchemiter; he demonstrates this with his poster-nailing and harlequin-funniness-amplifying abilities.

He is the most grounded of the main characters, contrasting Rose's bookish, logical demeanor, Dave's unceasing pursuit of transcendent irony, and Jade's air-headed, scatterbrained antics. He is also the kindest - Rose is generally very cold emotionally, Dave is quite willing to put the pursuit of irony before consideration for others, and Jade's ideas of kindness tend to be a bit odd, although not out of actual malice.

John proves to be quite generous and spends more time than the others helping his Consorts. This is in special contrast to Rose who actively antagonizes them and intentionally sets about destroying her own planet once she learns their session is null, and Dave, who appears to have disregarded them entirely when he wasn't stealing all of their money through the LOHAC Stock Exchange. All of them.

Although Rose and Dave both frequently take potshots at the quality of his jokes and pranks, he appears to have a genuine talent for comedy, as his post-scratch self became a world-famous comedian. Dave, Rose and Jade are John's best friends, and have been for quite some time.

None of their feelings for each other has changed since the session has started, although he does think Rose has gotten crazier, and has half-jokingly sworn to rescue her from the clutches of evil caused by her commune with the deep ones. John is seen to have a close sibling relationship with Jade, as he refused to leave her alone and stayed with her on the ship for 3 years.

John does think that Dave is cool, but only says this between him and Dave as seen in the birthday note he sent him. On multiple occasions, Dave has described the two of them as "best bros. He appears to be nervous about Karkat's idea of him marrying Rose; although John has brought up the shipping grid and marrying Rose on quite a few occasions, despite his supposed hesitance. Additionally, around the time of Seer: Descend , John began to show multiple signs of having a romantic crush on Rose.

However, after meeting her again three years later, John no longer behaves this way around her. They meet again after John finishes his quest and discuss what to do next in terms of the main plot. John hands the ring of life over to her, and she in turn grabs John's hand as they venture onward into what can only be assumed to be even more timeline related shenanigans. John also stated that he felt worse for Roxy after the catastrophic events that he witnessed than he felt for himself.

John quickly develops a friendly relationship with Jake when they meet - they have, among other similarities, a common fondness for movies and similar personalities. John invites Jake to join him, Rose, and Roxy in making plans for dealing with the villains, likely so that he can spend more time with him. John's relationship with Karkat had become a duo of hate and friendship. John now enjoys all of Karkat's hate-filled rants because of the sheer "insane trolling" Karkat is capable of.

While not his patron troll, Karkat has trolled him backward through almost every step of his journey. After he finished his backward trolling, Karkat's feelings toward John became far less antagonistic, and he has even apologized for all his bad behavior to him and his friends. John's talks with Terezi have been strained at best.

The first time they talked , Terezi threatened to kill him as a prank, which caused him to change his Pesterchum handle. Later on, he gets involved in Terezi's plot to mess up the timeline, although they constantly antagonized each other. Since Dave has started working together with Terezi, she has stopped talking to John for the most part, as Vriska became his new patron troll.

After John explains to Dave his interactions with Terezi, Karkat insists that John has a caliginous crush on Terezi, although John argues that humans cannot have those kinds of relations. John later has mixed feelings about the idea, denying that he is black for her but heavily implying otherwise. Later, John and Terezi have a conversation, which, although we don't get to see what they say, seems to be filled with black flirting and trading insults.

John has talked to Kanaya twice: first from John's perspective months in the past, and second during Sburb through Rose's account. John has twice talked to Aradia since joining Vriska's pirate crew. The first time he was introduced to her, he questioned her ghostliness, and she told him she was alive. The second time, he asked her about her opinions on Vriska's crew's adventure. John's relationship with Vriska is a very complex one. It seems to fluctuate between admiring and disliking her.

At first, Vriska decided to help John on his quest as a means of competing with Terezi, who was helping Dave. Vriska was very bossy and a controlling of John at first, which he found mildly annoying, but still enjoyed talking with her. Vriska and John's feelings continued to develop; John used more of her typing quirk to please her, Vriska made an outfit for John that she said made him totally hot, and John showed her Nicolas Cage , who became her fangirl crush.

However, after Vriska killed Tavros, Vriska opened up with more of her feelings than she had with anybody else. She held John's opinion of her in the highest respect, fearing that he would be angry with her -.

She has told John about not only her remorse for the killing of Tavros and others, but how her views of killing compared to those of troll society, how much she admired humans for being weaker but nicer, and her entire background. Though he was a bit freaked out after hearing that Vriska had murdered twice and killed thousands to feed her Lusus, he didn't seem to think less of her after receiving the shock. John was shown to still care about Vriska's wellbeing afterward, and Vriska reciprocated these feelings, hoping that John would get strong enough to stop Jack and protect his friends in case she died trying to fight him.

Before her death, Vriska asked John out on a date, confirming that Vriska's feelings for John were red after all. John accepted, but Vriska was killed by Terezi, leaving a visibly shaken Karkat to look through their last pesterlog and respond through her account.

After switching to his own account, he asked John if he genuinely liked Vriska, upon which John confirmed he did—prompting Karkat to withhold the information of Vriska's death and the specifics of Gamzee's rampage "for now" to avoid distracting John from the important tasks at hand.

During the ride to the new session, John claimed to no longer care much about romance. When Jade asked what this meant about Vriska, he said he barely remembered what he and Vriska talked about, and that is was a bit silly to base a romance on just a day's worth of conversations. However, when he talks to Meenah a little later, he asks her if she has seen Karkat or Vriska the only two trolls he really got to know well around, showing that John does remember her more than his conversations with Jade suggested.

He later met Vriska's ghost in dream bubbles twice, and after seeing she was using the other dead trolls' ghosts as bait to defeat L o rd English , he began to be somewhat disturbed by her, considering her to be dangerous.

However, during John's retcon shenanigans, he interferes during Terezi and Vriska's standoff. Per future Terezi's directions, he prevents Vriska's death by punching her in the face , showing no hesitation in punching her nor in preventing her death.

Soon afterward, he does apologize to the unconscious Vriska for punching her, and admits that it will be neat to meet her alive self , showing that his former hatred for her either diminished over time or was vented out in that punch. Main Page All Pages Community. Jailbreak Characters Locations Objects Concepts.

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